i got a jar from asda with non metallic lid and i put all my laminated offline wallets from doge to btc in it and buried it 12 ft deep reinforcede concrete box in my garden with a digger and cemont mixer i hired
me money is now safe i can rest in piece from house fires to burgorlers i will be a millionaire in the future oll i hath to do is just wait for the idiot brainwishwash sheeple to catch on.
Well done on an amazing achievement, that is really good that you decided to dig so deep with a hired digger from asda, oh wait no that is where you brought your storage from silly me. Sounds like a good idea also you have built yourself a bank in your back yard

How long did this take you if you don't mind me asking?
Like you say at least it can't be stolen or it won't catch on fire now it is safely buried away forever and ever.
Yeh me to them brainwashed people need to hurry up and come make BTC $100,000 , what is taking them so long to catch on hmmmm.