No wonder Vod was the first to post on this thread, 5 minutes after OP.
He thought it said Fat Earth.
Silly pig.
Could vod be this guy?

He
could be an agent, but I don't think he's quite bright enough.
Not that agents are particularly bright, but they probably have a bit more going on upstairs other than cake and sex with underage girls.
Cognitive dissonance produces (zombie) agents that perform the same duties, and the government doesn't even have to pay them.