So The People will rush to cash in those private keys thus creating their own tidal wave of transactions. Nicely played.
I'm having trouble even loading the unspent outputs for the first address. Blockchain.info just timed out trying to load them.

I wonder what it would cost to move these outputs....

Over 45,000 default unspendable outputs....
Unconfirmed transaction in every address. I guess that people will try to reverse transactions all over.
A distributed stress test, genious.