Ever play the game "Dirty Minds"?
What starts with a C, ends with a T
Is wet on the inside and hairy on the outside?
A coconut.
Said that joke to an english friend of mine. Obviously, he told me for sure is not the thing he's thinking of (anyway is not allowed to say it in his house). He tried to guess the answer, best one being "consultant".
Hope I didn't offend anybody, we are both consultants.
I cooked him for a while by not giving the answer; all end up by being called funny f....r.
Anyway, good one!