2016-02-20 01:34:04 UTC
    9:30 AM: Roundtable meeting begins.



    2016-02-20 01:37:35 UTC
    9:37 AM: A piercing evil chill permeates the meeting room. The doors swing open. Adam Back slowly walks in. Flowers in vase wilt and die.


    2016-02-20 01:42:17 UTC
    9:42 AM: Satoshi Nakamoto arrives.


    2016-02-20 01:51:04 UTC
    9:50 AM: Kang outlines the rules. 1) You do not talk about the roundtable. 2) You DO NOT talk about the roundtable.


    2016-02-20 01:53:04 UTC
    9:52 AM: 3) If someone says "stop," goes limp, or taps out, the discussion is over. 4) Discussions will go on as long as they have to.


    2016-02-20 01:59:29 UTC
    9:59 AM: Core devs gather in dark corner and begin the chanting the Song of Bitcoin Destruction.


    2016-02-20 02:02:48 UTC
    10:02 AM: Peter Todd's head swings wildly from side to side as the cacophony of voices incanting "1 MB" reaches a pitched crescendo.


    2016-02-20 02:08:26 UTC
    10:08 AM: Brian Armstrong burned in effigy.


    2016-02-20 02:30:09 UTC
    10:30 AM: Alex Petrov asks Core if they will consider a HF. Adam listens as he slowly takes a sip of blood from his Chalice of Lightning.


    2016-02-20 02:35 UTC
    10:31 AM: Adam's eyes glow an evil red hue. Lights flicker. His terrifying voice resonates through the room: YOU DARE QUESTION THE STREAM?


    2016-02-20 02:39 UTC
    10:32 AM: Alex falls to his knees paralyzed with fear. Wang Chun and I rush to his side and help him back to his seat. He may never recover.


    2016-02-20 03:37 UTC
    11:37 AM: Coffee break. Matt Corallo consumes the life essence of another Smurf. His ghostly white hair regains the familiar blue tint.


    2016-02-20 04:38 UTC
    12:37 PM: We hit an impasse on particularly difficult technical issue. Group decides to consult reddit. Turns out cryptoboy3 had the answer.


    2016-02-20 05:25 UTC
    1:25 PM: Lunch break. Happy Meals arrive. Blockstream generously donates several pitchers of Kool-Aid.