Thread makes no sense

What in the world could make BTC untreadeable for cash? And how in that kind of scenario would it be tradeable for anything else at all? How would then anybody want to or be able to still buy them on say purse.io (so you can spend them)?
This thread makes no sense...
Is it about the market price going straight to $0? That's only possible if there's nobody that would want to pay a penny just to own a record in the oldest blockchain.
Is it about some kind of law prohibiting fiat<->crypto exchanging? Then why would anyone accept it for goods or services at all? Are we assuming 100% of all humans on the entire planet would abide by this law and no black markets would emerge?
Is it about a hypothetical technological innovation/advancement that would be strictly better than Bitcoin in every possible way and not worse in any single way - something that would obsolete Bitcoin entirely and cause all miners to turn off their machines? Even then the old BTC would still retain some value as a collectible, even though it would require significant money to pay someone to run a miner and write a block.
Is it about a technological or environmental catastrophy that would break Bitcoin beyond any possible use? Global nuclear war? Massive worldwide neverending electromagnetic storm? Invention of a way to break into any computer from a sattelite and just delete all copies of the blockchain in existence?
Or is it about a scenario where you cannot trade BTC for cash because there's no cash other than BTC - that case would be epic win.
You need to be more specific with the doom and gloom visions so we can discuss reasonable outcomes or rather convince you it's just impossible to happen.