Will you pay for shipping to and from the escrow? Because what if I send the coins to escrow and I do not like the goat.

I will pay for shipping one way but not both ways. I am not as experienced with goats as you obviously are, tell me more, what makes some goats better than others??

Goats

Why do you want to know about the goats sex "health" ??

Are you looking to abuse my goat?? Are you a goat abuser??

If you look closely, there is a comma between sex, and general health of the goat. Meaning I am wondering the goats gender and it's general health


I know there are many non English speaking  individuals on this fourm, TMAN maybe you should read up on how commas work

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm

I am by no means an English major, but I will do my best to answer any questions you have relating to commas and their usage

So I'm just reading this thread for giggles, take it as a free bump I guess, but my OCD is refusing to let this go, not out of grammar nazism, but due to the comedy gold.




Here is your quote that is referenced to


The bolded section there is read as "its sex and general health" meaning its sex health and general health, there is no comma. So TMan's concern is valid!

All of that said, this is one weird thread. Besides the strange format auction and (joke?) animal bartering, you also seem to be at the least showing intent to purchase deer jerky and Zimbabwe dollars. I would say I'm a tad bit confused, but amused is probably a better way to spell that.

I bid 1.5 cows (ate 1/2 of one) which unfortunately turned out to be heterosexual. 

Is it a grass fed cow? because that would be the highest offer so far. I believe a whole cow around 500 pounds goes for $2000, so I will definitely take your offer if you are serious and close this thread and PM you the cuts that I want.

So I PMed Lesbian Cow and havnt heard back yet, so it looks like TMAN is in the lead with offering 3 goats and 3 chickens. Hopefully they are goats meant for meat and not milk so they will be a little better. However, if it is a milking goat, we might have to arrange shipping the live goat to me because nothing beats fresh goat milk in the morning right TMAN? and if these are full grown chickens not too old I can have fresh eggs with my goat milk 3X a week.

So just to claify TMAN

I want
one goat alive
one goat dead, meat sliced thinly and the fur and every part of it sent to me.
one goat, dead, sliced in chucks, possibly even ground if you could do it, this one I would only want the fur and the horns (if any) and the ears and the feet.

Nobody is trolling anyone A10. I am seriously considering all of these offers however I would muchly appreciate the cows over the goats

Well your bid would be under the 3 chickens/goats and under the 1.5 cows so it would not be accepted.

Do these mantises happen to be made of solid gold or some other precious metal or do they possess some ability that makes them more valuable than any other mantises? Can you tell me what species of mantises it is? What about its general health? Have you brought any of them to the vet for any checkups or health issues. Also are they male or female? Do you keep the male and females together? Are you aware that sexual cannibalism occurs with them?