You've had 4 years to buy cheap coins.
I want this heaven sent opportunity to continue

You want Bitcoin to lose 500 million in value just so you can buy a few cheap coins? Are you serious? I understand people are greedy but that greedy!?
People on this forum are looking forward to whole countries going bankrupt and you are surprised by this?
Of course , most people can't wait for another
Cypress event.
Or a Yapan , or Portogoal one!
hopefully once the nations with hyper inflated currencies actually do clock on en masse and find easier entry to bitcoin or similar, the greedy speculators hoping for this will be a blip on the radar and said populations will find a truer utility, while the speculators can sell portions of their hoard. Then everyone can benefit.
From some perspective or another it's probably only a matter of time. I really pray something like this happens so that everyone can stop speculating about the possiblities and we can simply deal with what is true, and perhaps take some pride in it.
Obviously there is an element of greed in the desire for this to happen, but I think it would also feel quite satisying to know that you are selling you BTC to an Agentiyan or a Kennyan who really needs a deflationary currency, and in turn this sort of event would only bring some more speculators in and increase everyones the value of everyones holdings.