So this is how they train police officers now a days, eh! I'm goin' make two guesses as to whom this account belongs to: Ed Trice or an SA troll. Mighty fine detective work, if I may say so myself.
I firmly believe that Dank has a better chance of putting together a Million Man Concert than The_Authorities making detective.
I'm goin' go out onto a limb here and say, "Stick your badge up your ass and rotate!"
The thing that's so fascinating to me is that you bitcoiners stick together even when one among you is a really scummy character.
Believe it or not I'm actually someone who finds your delusions of grandeur hilarious and not Ed Trice (I imagine his head actually exploded when the 50000 dollars showed up at his doorstep because he couldn't believe anyone was actually that dumb).
I also don't venture to guess what a South African troll is, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that you're sympathetic to the sorts of power structures that put apartheid in place.
Anyhow since you seem so sure I'm wrong, what do you say you back up your assertions? Simply put, if papamoi over here gets his money back from the police anytime in the next 365 days (there are official documents he'd have to show, he can't just assert he got it back), I'll pay you 1000 of your magic fairy money called bitcoin. If he doesn't get it back, you send me 500 btc.
You of course wont accept because, like your funny money "currency", you're completely impotent.