They are tools; not your identity. Use tools that work for you and stop being goddamn assholes. 
I fully agree on your tool analogy. But in this case, the point is that these tools 
don't work 

If you want a tool analogy let's say you can buy a cheap, rough but robust hammer A, that you can use any time you need a hammer. Or a stylish, expensive, overhyped hammer B for which you first have to petition Hammer Central before you can use it for an innovative new project.
I like my tools to work with me, not against me. Anyhow, good luck with your petition 
