For example, I would like to hold bitcoin on the chance it is successful in a few years time. Since I plan to hoard, I would like to convert my bitcoin holdings into bonds. I don't want to invest in a company that might rip me off.
...and there is your logical fallacy.
it doesnt add to the bitcoin economy if you buy a bond without risk generated by the monetary system.
a paper ("bond") without any risk and with no interest is known as cash, or BTC holdings in this case. why dont you just hold BTC for 2 years?
if you want to convert your cash into capital by buying a bond, there is risk involved, and that is the way it is supposed to be.
riskless bonds is certainly not a goal of a viable monetary system, neither is endless "capital".
the latter point is the main fallacy of our current monetary policy: the assumption that the injection of money creates capital and grows the economy.