There's no logic in criticizing milli because millibitcoin is too long and glorifying micro because microbit is short. What's wrong with millibit then?
Millibit is awkward and uncool. Microbit is smooth and sharp. Find a marketing guy who knows nothing about bitcoin and ask him which he prefers: millibit or microbit. I am certain that he will choose the latter.
People may be familiar with the micro prefix but are not familiar with the multiplier. In fact, in all these terms you mentioned - micromachines, microscopes, micropenises - micro means something different: micropenis is 10x smaller than a normal one, micromachines are 100-200x smaller than originals, and microscopes magnifies by 1000-2000x. There's nothing natural for people in understanding the meaning of what really the micro term means. And certainly nobody who doesn't know metric scale won't know that micro is 1/1000000. I think more people know that milli is 1/1000.
You missed my point. I am not using micro as a metric prefix. The fact it is used in so many contexts is a strength. It simply means "very small". The fact that there is a metric prefix that means 1/1000000 is just a fortunate coincidence.
Finally, big numbers are terribly uncomfortable and people hate big numbers. 9434 microbits for a dollar is much harder to use than 9.434 millibits for a dollar. Also, being able to buy 9434 of anything for a dollar creates impression of how worthless something is. If my dinner for two is worth a million microbits then why bother with all these shitty microthings at all.
This is all true, but you are forgetting that the price will surge by at least 10x once any change is adopted So if we go to millibits we would soon see people getting only .9434 millibits to the dollar.