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Seriously. Someone assaulted me with their SausageWallet.dat on Sunday, and stole 300 million perfectly good sperm.

Can we make it a rule now that nobody can use the following words in posts:

Gox
Tradehill
Stolen
Hacked
Silk Road
Japan
Namecoin
MagicalTux
Lulz
Lolz

Thanks. Please sticky this and lock it.

LOL, I was really tempted to post something similar.

My cellphone was just hacked and someone stole a whole case of FUD. I've been saving that FUD, now I'm screwed. This is the end of everything, what am I going to do. If I don't have the FUD, Satan himself is going to kick my ass.

We can make that rule. Just to please you.

It's just ridiculous. It's bad enough I have to wade neck deep through homeless beggars on the way home from work, now I have to hear somebody whine about how they took a ton of bitcoins up front and then lost the money? Cry me a fucking river. If you're posting here, obviously you've seen the dozens of threads about how this person got hacked and how to secure your wallet.

"I just need a dollar to go buy some food!" when someone is missing all their teeth and high off their mind...

Stupidity aside, I'd be EMBARASSED to come on here after a week like we've all had and ADMIT that I got robbed.

Quote from: Dobrodav on June 23, 2011, 01:10:21 AM

We can make that rule. Just to please you.

Yes please... Please, please me!

what about the word 'sperm'? you should include sperm

Quote from: Oldminer on June 23, 2011, 01:12:26 AM

what about the word 'sperm'? you should include sperm

There's only 1 topic with "sperm" in it. There's DOZENS of all the others.

Who stole his sperm? Spit it out now!

:oOH WHAT?

I had them all encrypted in two separate testicles, and now they're gone.

However, I've been mining since Sunday and now both testicle wallets are full again.

Quote from: bitcoinminer on June 23, 2011, 01:02:23 AM

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Thanks. Please sticky this and lock it.

Must you use the word sticky in a thread about 300 million sperm? Cheesy

I think we need to see the proof-of-work for that transaction. Might be a long chain, might be real short.

Next time he needs to encrypt his wallet. Sooo many ways it can escape into that big, dark hole and never return.

I think we need a roll back soon someone's gonna dump all 300mil into the market.

My BitSperm have become so worthless that I have to pay someone to take them off my hands.

Quote from: bitcoinminer on June 23, 2011, 01:02:23 AM

Please sticky this and lock it.

I see what you did there...

Cheers,
Kermee

Hey, me t...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...

Quote from: Dobrodav on June 23, 2011, 03:31:29 AM

Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...

conception... lol too easy.

Oh sure, turn sperm into currency- SO MEN HAVE ALL THE MONEY!!!

Just another plot by the Patriarchy...

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