The price of Bitcoin will fall UNDER $0?!
Wow, I guess everyone who owns Bitcoin will be forced to pay Satoshi or something. lol
On a serious note, just hold for a week or so and I predict the price will rebound and make it over $5,000. Everyone wants it to happen, and when the entire market wants something, it usually happens.
Yes. we must pay our dues obviously!
Satoshi requires some extra satoshis frorm us, then once that happens we will be able to buy into BTC and it makes money again.
Lol.
Ido like that fact that this thread a little bit of fun to start with

Good opening paragraph and joke from the OP.