I've given up already, I had 1 orphan and that's it after running for 20 minutes.
Were you expecting to get thousands of coins? We did say that the variables were set up to prevent instamining

Actually he has a point. If you want you coin to be valuable you don't want some guy with a gpu farm to point it at it right off the bat and get a couple million coins in the first few days to dump later. Of course then he premined it and already has 1.2 million to do whatever he wants with.
Also, we've already hit difficulty of 1.
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"currentblocksize" : 0,
"currentblocktx" : 0,
"difficulty" : 1.00000000,
"errors" : "",
"generate" : false,
"genproclimit" : -1,
"hashespersec" : 0,
"networkhashps" : 442020647,
"pooledtx" : 0,
"testnet" : false
}