Should screenshot this thread. Then 50 years later kids will say to their mothers "Look mommy, a man wrote something weird" and the mother would reply "In the old days, that is what we called a bank sockpuppet".

Oh look another bitcoin business related to transferring money. How ingenious, couldn't think of a bitcoin business serving its economy instead of just a unoriginal wealth sucker?

Oh wait, not that you care about bitcoin itself.

Keep on going boyz them money exchanges and casino's are gonna keep this bitcoin economy up!!sarc

Haha this ^

What ingenious business idea do you have?  If you no longer care about Bitcoin, why are you still here?

To each their own, I think bitcoins are still every bit as exciting if not moreso than when the concept was first introduced because we've proven that it can be a viable and stable economical market.

I'm not really this big of a "believer" in Bitcoin, but I can't help but continue this: "Mommy, what's a bank?"

i thought the "problem" with Bitcoin was that it was too volatile and b/c of that merchants couldn't trust it therefore it was doomed to failure?

you should be happy it's boring and now indicates success.

Only boring people get bored.

LMFAO "collective armpit farts".

FREEMANSONS, YESTERDAY MORNING I DISCOVERED A TERRIBLE THING HAD HAPPENED REGARDING MY DAUGHTER AYN WHO IS A USER HERE OF THESE BOARDS.  I AM A SIMPLE CORN AGRONOMIST AND SINGLE FATHER AND EVERY DAY IS A TRIAL EVEN WITHOUT THIS KIND OF UNNECCESARY CALAMITY.  I HAD AWOKE TO DISCOVER HER ROOM WAS EMPTY, BELIEVING SHEHAD SIMPLY AWOKEN EARLY TO PREPARE FOR HER HOME SCHOOLING I SMILED AND COMMENDED HER FOR HER WORKMANLIKJE ATTITUDE THAT WILL CARRY HER THROUGH TO BE A POWERFUL INDIVIDUAL IN THE MARKET OF LIFE.  UNFORTUNATELY, THE TRUTH WAS THAT INSTEAD A TERRIBLE THING HAD HAPPENED TO HER AND YOU ARE TO BLAME.  I FOUND HER PASSED OUT IN THE KITCHEN, AFTER HAVING INVADED MY LIQUOR CABINET.  SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING A COCKTAIL OF ABSINTHE, GOLDSCHLAGER, AND RED BULL ENERGY DRINK.  BESIDE HER WAS AN EMPTY PACKET OF SUDAFED.  THE VOMIT WAS OF AN INTERESTING HUE.  I WAS VERY ANGRY AND DEMANDED AN EXPLANATION FOR HER MISBEHAVIOR, IN SLURRED SPEECH SHE EXPLAINED THAT FREEMANSONS HAD COERCED HER TO PERFORM A SATANIC RITUAL AND DECAPATATE ONE OF HER HORSE FIGURINES.  I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CALL A MINSITER TO FREE MY HOME OF EVIL SPIRITS.  MY DAUGHTER HAS HAD A HARD LIFE SINCE THE DEATH OF HER MOTHER WHILE SHE WAS VERY YOUNG.   MY DAUGHTER IS A VERY IMPRESSIONABLE INDIVIDUAL, THE ONE TIME SHE WASALLOWED TO ATTEND A PUBLIC SCHOOL SHE WAS INFLUENCED BY A GIRL NAMED RACHEL TO PERFORM IMMORAL ACTIONS IN MY HOME.  I WAS VERY SAD WHEN I HAD TO SEND HER AWAY TO CLEANSE HER OF THIS SIN AND GIVE HER THE THERAPY SHE NEEDED.    NOW SHE IS BETTER AND ENJOYINJG THE ONLY THINGS SHE LOVES, HER GOD, HER FAMILY, HER BITCOINS, AND HER HORSE FIGURINES AND ASSOCIATED MEDIA.  I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU TARGETED MY DAUGHTER OR HOW YOU FELT THIS RITUAL WOULD HELP FREE CHARLES MANSON, ALL I DO KNOW IS THAT HE WAS RIGHTFULLY CONVICTED OF THE TATE AND LEBIANCA MURDERS.  HE DESERVES TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN PRISON, BUT IF YOU WISH TO FREE HIM PLEASE FOLLOW THE PROPER PAROLE PROCEDURE INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING HOPELESS MAGIC RITUALS.  I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO SEND AYN AWAY AGAIN AS SHE ONLY AGREED TO THIS HELTER SKELTER SATANIC RITUAL UNDER DURESS AND HER BOOZE AND ALLERGY PILL FUELED BENDER WHICH RESULTED IN THE DEFENESTRATION OF MY CAPPUCINO MACHINE WAS A RESULT OF THE GENUINE GUILT SHE FELT FOR THE DISGRACEFUL ACTIONS SHE HAD BEEN A PART OF.  TODAY I HAVE DISCOVERED THIS IS THE SITE WHERE SHE WASCONTACTED BY THE FREEMANSONS, I HAVE ALLOWED HER TO CONTINUE TO VISIT THIS SITE BECAUSE BITCOINS ARE THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE AND SHE MUSTLEARN ABOUT THEM BUT I AM DISTURBED THE SOCIALISM, PERVERSION, AND FREEMANSONRY THAT ARE PRESENT HERE.  PLEASE CEESE ATTEMPTING TO SPREAD THIS KIND OF THOUGHT TO MY PROGENY.  I HAVE DECIDED TO GROUND HER UNTIL HER BIRTHDAY THIS SUNDAY WITH NO ACESS TO HER BITCOINS OR HORSE FIGURINES.  IF THIS COMMUNITY FEELS EVEN A SMALL BIT OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS YOU HAVE TAKEN, I HAVE PROVIDED A BITCOIN DONATION ADDRESS TO HELP REPLACE THE SACRIFICED HORSE FIGURINE AND MY CAPPUCINO MACHINE, AND IF THERE IS ANY EXTRA I WILL PRESENT THE BITCOINS TO HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY AS WELL. PRAY WITH ME, DEAR LORD YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE REBELLIOUSNESS OF YOUTH SINCE THE VERY BEGINNINGS OF TIME.  YOU UNDERSTAND A PARENTS ANGUISH AND HELPLESSNESS OVER THE ACTIONS OF HIS CHILD.  PLEASE HELP TO TRANSFORM OUR ANGER AND FRUSTRATION INTO LOVING CARE FOR OUR CHILD WHO HAS GONE ASTRAY.  HELP US TO BEGIN TO MEND OUR BROKEN FENSES AND HEAL OUR BROKEN HEARTS, BLESS OUR CHILD ALSO HELP HER TO MEND THE ERROR OF HER WAYS.  HELP AND BLESS US ALL TO DO RIGHT IN YOUR NAME AND RESTORE US TO PEACE AND TRANQUILITY AMEN.  HAVE A NICE DAY.

Whatever that is, it isn't boring. I can't believe they defenestrated the poor guys cappuccino machine. Now I'm off to expound some socialism and freemasonry, and to partake in some perversion.