plenty of nutters do.

BTC is NSA project to track drugs n terrorists.

It's why it can't scale and isn't anonymous.

Public ledger tracking every coins movement, perfect big brother control.

Plus Satoshi Nakamoto inside NSA joke, it means the center of intelligence a poke at CIA.

It did it's job, it's been tracking drug money and terrorists.

Koblitz curve theory it's crypto, Koblitz 50+ years NSA

Hmm... Seems quite illogical for me since illuminati controls almost all the banks in the world. And we all know that crypto currencies make thungs harder for banks. Which is why i think illuminati may not be in Bitcoin.

Nut still, they wamt to be in control of anything which makes this even more confusing.

are you serious with this question dude? 

Well, if you consider what other people says about illuminati and describe them with all their capabilities, one can only think of the ways they have to manipulate just about anything. And judging by how big bitcoin is, if illuminati is really what they say it is, can really do control bitcoins and might already be doing so.

I do not think so, it's just a joke that spread around others, where the new person knows bitcoin and feels too late to buy bitcoin at a cheap price when he knows bitcoin.

So the blow of these jokes became rumors and rumors that could cause racist people to be consumed with this news, and they hoped that certain groups would cause them to stop looking for bitcoins or sell them.

The advantage to spreaders of this issue is when people affected by this issue sell their bitcoins, bitcoin prices fall, cheap and then buy bitcoin by the spreader of this issue.
Tricks and politics seem to have penetrated into the world of crypto currencies, so we have to be careful.

Not really possible in my eyes, though I wouldn't be surprised if the banks and everything else which is in power in the world is controlled by an overarching power something along the lines of the NWO (New World Order)

Bitcoin is decentralized and it would take a WHOLE LOT to takeover Bitcoin -- so the chance is minimal compared to them controlling other things in our lives.

There was already similar thread here. Recently saw a big article about it on Steemit
Of course most of people like conspiracy theories
But I'll be watching this thread) May be something new (links, info) will appear here

I don't think so. Every time something become successful and some can't stand it or explain it, conspiracy theory appear. But it's not everything connected to illuminati, although people would like to think so.
Theories like this always attract attention and actualy make publicity for Bitcoin which is not bad at the end.