America is crazy. The Bitcoin witch hunt could get interesting. They may even make a reality tv show that hunts down bitcoin miners.
SWAT team conduct dawn raid on basement of middle class subburban house with T.V. crews in hot pursuit.
Pictures of fat spotty kid being dragged out of bed and cops smashing racks of computers and cooling towers with the buts of their riffles.
Mum in her nightie sobbing uncosolably.
Father looking distraught, 'Marijuana, cocaine, even crystal meth I could understand but this - I can't believe you're a bitcoiner. You're no son of mine.'
Son breaks away from the cops and whispers to his watching friend and neighbour 'behind the fireplace, my butterfly labs ASIC - it arrived, fire it up and change the world'.
He is then dragged away to the van and disappears.