Not only can your child choke on a coin, physical money is contaminated by every hand that has touched it, some of them unwashed hands which leave traces of fecal matter and other nasty stuff.
I'd be horrified to see my kid put a dollar bill in his mouth. At least the previous owner of a bitcoin can't leave their poo on it.
Thanks, now I can never again enjoy my local cafe until they accept debit card or bitcoin