BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. Constitution document is now scheduled to be torn apart. The official date for the commemoration is not yet announce. Ceremony will begins soon.
The devil worshipers cult illuminati (also known as the Bilderberg Group) will announce the official date soon.
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing
Also, implying there's anything of public-value left to tear up. Even if this ridiculous scenario did occur, all it would do is anger some mid-right demographics into throwing a few protests and after a few months everything would return to business as usual.