2. Inside a tent (to prevent spys with fancy camera, spy satellites, etc) in a large field boot Live CD and run vanitygen
lol, what if the cd was tampered with? what if the cd burning software was tampered with?
better idea:
1. go to github via https with triple AES 512
2. download source code
3. look at how the private/public keys are generated
4. use Schrödinger's cat to generate random data for keys (THE DICES ARE INFECTED!11!1)
5. execute the code in your head (WHAT IF INTEL/AMD RIGGED THE CHIPS?!?!?!)