not your personal army   

And get Skiddies and puberts here? No way! D:< We talked about it on IRC over a month ago about going to SKiddie(Aka "hacking") communities to promote this and decided it wasn't worth it. Skiddies can be easily convinced with "free money". Just get a bunch of Bitcoins buy bots(Known to them as "slaves" and give them cheaply for BTC.(Cheaper than what you bought them at counting on the historic high of Bitcoins)
At the same time do contests and give Bitcoins away. In no time they will be all over Bitcoin! This is flawless, though, with a need of a deep(100-1000) USD you are willing to basically give away to SKiddies. Also, not sure if buying bots constitutes an offense by itself. xD

^ Listen to that man. He is anonymous too! ^

Not really if any body(large organization or popular individual) attempts to attack Bitcoin it would bring tons of more GPU power to defend it since it would arrive at major news sources! If we surround ourselfs with this individuals that help might now come. I prefer to have a quality user rather than a road raging one. Better places to look would be Security Experts, FOSS and Libertarians/Anarchists, etc always keeping in mind quality.

or lose all our coins 

What might attract Anonymous to such a challenge? Perhaps a blurb on the ED article stating that not even Anonymous can break Bitcoin.

Unless there's lulz to be had, your challenge will be an utter failure.

True.

But we don't want a vulnerable currency either, right?

Otherwise what ?
Omg, they're gonna generate so much we're going to get so screwed.

Sometimes I don't understand how people can find so many reasons to be scared...

If someone fucks bitcoin up then good, means it wasn't strong after all.
If someone tries and fails then good ! Means it's strong.

Both outcomes are profit.

No worries, some people have that tone AND are serious

You don't need to explain that, your resistance only makes me harder.