I logged into my account after coming back from vacation to check if my bitcoins had sold. They had and my account balance was huge so I robbed the money to my personal account!
note: this is a parody of the other thread, no need to get the police involved
Did you leave your wallet on the kitchen counter next to the coffee pot, and with the back door unlocked, prior to going to the bathroom to
m pee?
This is not a Bitcoin problem!
