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    JeffK (OP)
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    August 12, 2011, 09:41:38 PM
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    I am proposing a new system that I am calling GreenGold - it is a simple system with guaranteed returns, and it works like this:

    Step 1: Go into the room where your mining rigs are and shut them and any associated HVAC systems off.
    Step 2: Go outside and play
    Step 3: At the end of the month, compare your power bills. The difference between the amounts are your 'GreenGold earnings'.
    Step 4: Use the money earned to buy real gold coins, which have a higher stability than Bitcoins!


    Pros:
    -Increased physical activity and sun exposure will make you more attractive!
    -Discussing how you sliced your energy consumption to 25-50% is more interesting to strangers than sperging out about cryptocurrencies.


    Cons:
    -You can't play "pretend IT professional"
    -You can't buy drugs semi-anonymously over the internet for way over street value
    -Girls who previously thought you odd and repulsive may give you extra attention, decreasing the time you have to watch your favorite animes



    any comments/improvements welcome!
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