Kind of disappointed. Was expecting racism.

Does that do it for ya?
Yes. Thank you. For the wraparound slogan, I'd suggest something like "wadamelon fried chikkin finga likkin gud." This could, in fact, be the first altcoin with a song (the slogan's already stuck in my head) and mp3 player bundled into the client. There's your innovation check mark. For the transaction received audio alert, you'd obviously want something like Bill Cosby shouting "puddin' pop?!"