Ok, I didn't put OP on my ignore list because I thought the quantum kitten was cute.
This is a bad topic title. Shifting the decimal place is a solved problem; assuming Satoshi sub-division is not needed: just use mBTC and 5 decimal places.
I agree Doge may be popular because they chose "better" parameters. However, Bitcoin has not yet proven it is scalable enough to actually need any extra precision. It may become a reserve currency: only used for large transactions. The fees may become comparable to wire transfers today.
Ignore lists are for amatures
