If you silent viewers were wondering....the answers is: yes!
If you buy your DRKs with credit cards or some other tracked service, once you spend your DRKs you won't be tracked to death by Big Brother.
Yes, to legally (and for the most part, safely) purchase cryptos, the exchanger must have your confirmed identification. However, once ya got 'em, you can keep 'em perfectly safe from prying eyes via Darkcoin and DarkSend! Why use anything else?
BTW, I'm just going to wait until things settle down with this bash thing. Knowing my luck, the repositories were pulled just after I updated the first instance or something crazy like that, LOL. I'll just make a new instance if I can't get any love later

Thanks for all the help guys!!!