How Dare they. Damn trolls.
I've got to say, there have been some creative trolling around, which is much funner that brainless trolls. I retract what I said, sir, your have a nice sense for twist of irony. I'll credit you with not 1, but 3 neurons, and 2 stars for effort.
Hat's off to you, its been a while since we actually had a troll that understands the basics of social engineering instead of blatant spamming ... oh wait... no... you do spam the instamine-beaten-to-death-horse...
Please please please make a little more of an effort. Just a little more. Unless there is a conflict of interest with whoever pays you to spam-troll this thread.
You could negotiate some sort of commission based trolling? As in, get a bonus when you actually produce a valid argument ? Good trolls are hard to come by, and should be worth something extra to have...