Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)

How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

The answer is: All of them -  one to change the light bulb and the rest of them to confirm that it actually happened.

Bitcoin: Because your money belongs to you.

"Bitcoin: It's Absolutely Fascinating!" 

"Bitcoin: An Adventure Waiting To Happen!" 

"Yeah, Bitcoin! I Like It A Lot!" 

"Bitcoin: Man! That's Dope!" 

And thus came Bitcoin, some lasting thing that men might keep without spoiling, and that by mutual consent men would take in exchange for the truly useful, but perishable supports of life.

Locke