An interesting story, I really thought you really knew Satoshi Nakamoto, but then I realized that it was a good joke. If you are so serious about the project, I think that you will succeed!
Succeed with the name? Its a joke now! A successful project only focus on the achievements witch deals with the potential where ever one mainly priortize to opt on basing the standards and the team work.
Yes, i completely agree with you. Hashmart team need a lot more not only this name for gain "really successful", or they will meet fail problem as others at crypto world. Cloud mining is really risky business.
