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    October 18, 2011, 05:55:59 PM
    Last edit: October 18, 2011, 07:39:37 PM by Red
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    Seriously, has anyone noticed that the "Donate Bitcoins to..." trend is equivalent to the "Sell your Bitcoins now!" trend?

    What do you think all of these people are going to do with the donated Bitcoins they receive? They are going to sell them ASAP for the fiat currency they need to sustain their (whatever).

    If you really wanted to build the Bitcoin economy you would be telling people to buy Bitcoins to make use of their singularly unique properties. For example:

    "Buy Bitcoins NOW! Then use your BTC to untraceably funnel money to your Washington lobbyists!"

    If you hate lobbyists, how about:

    "Say F*** You to Campaign Finance Reform! Use Bitcoins!"

    or

    "Need a building permit in a hurry? Bitcoin are the ultimate palm grease!"

    I mean really, the best thing about corruption is there is a huge trickle down effect. You bribe one guy, and he bribes his minions, who bribe the minions of others. No need to rush back to the exchanges with each bribe.

    You use this promotion plan and every bar and restaurant in Washington DC will be accepting Bitcoins in no time. Once Bitcoin becomes cool in DC, NY and Chicago are soon to follow.
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