It sounds like what you want to do is to take a currently running bitcoin's %appdata%/bitcoin directory (without the wallet.dat file) and copy it to the new pc to the user's default location. Then install, but do not run, Bitcoin. This means that the wallet.dat and addresses are not created by you, but the blockchain/IP addresses are there for a quick startup.
Sounds like a plan, Ill give that a shot, thanks
BTW, Im obviously aware of the fact they still rely on me not being a crook preloading their stuff with backdoors, but having their bitcoin wallet is something different, if for no other reason that it couldnt be discovered or proven. If I installed a backdoor, at least theoretically someone could find out. Thats more than a small nuance.
PS, use Kubuntu, nobody likes GNOME.
I do

. Im a gnome classic man and while Im not the biggest fan of Unity myself, Unity is being greeted with great enthusiasm by less tech savvy people who dont need a complicated but powerful interface like KDE or gnome. Unity now (finally) looks beautiful and its extremely simple to use. Thats why I dont like it for myself, I dont want easy, I want power, but my "customers" generally do like it a lot. It does a great job making the transition from windows easier.
If Gnome3 matures that will probably become my next default, for now Unity fits the bill.