Nice title to attract people to open the thread which is just an April Fools joke. Luckily I remember the date very well so I'm not being fooled by your post, just curious to see if there is someone take it as a serious thread. LoL
Same here, I had been on track with Bitcoin price movement, yet I clicked this one to see the reaction and replies of people. And it is not surprising that this is an April fool's joke since theymos initiates the start of the jokes when I open Bitcointalk and see KYC implementation.
But honestly, I so wish that Bitcoin surpasses its all time high, I bet I will see lots of BTC holders rejoicing.