Recently, I started playing around with a Bitcoin Lightning Network wallet (Eclair).

I considered creating a Satoshi doubler thread, but Little Lightning Loans sounds much better. The main purpose of this topic is to encourage Bitcoin users to try the Lightning Network, while using it for something real (although small).
A slight warning: Since the Lightning Network is still (a bit) experimental, you shouldn't deposit more than you're willing to lose. I think of it as an investment of time in Bitcoin's (possible) future.

Loan
No collateral required.
Amount: 0.01 mBTC (0.00001 BTC, or 1,000 satoshi).
Duration: one week.
Interest: 1% (0.0001 mBTC (=0.0000001 BTC or 10 satoshi)).
Conditions: Members (and higher) without red trust on DT2 all account ranks can apply.

To apply
1. Make sure you have inbound capacity.
2. Post a Bitcoin Lightning Network payment request for 0.01 mBTC. Make sure it doesn't expire too soon (in case I'm not online).
Repayment
3. When you want to pay back, let me know and I'll post a payment request.

Disclaimer
Self-moderated to stop spam from users who don't read and ask for a on-chain Bitcoin loan.
I reserve the right to reject or accept users as I please.
This topic is experimental, if it works out I might add Larger Lightning Loans later.
Don't take a small loan to get positive feedback, join to try the Lightning Network

Challenge
Help me add more sensible words (starting with an L) to the title