nobody dont do nothing for you for nothing:D

faover for faouvere:)
The problem here is, if you even send them all the Bitcoins ever mined till date (even the Satoshi coins), I don't believe it'll make any difference as in comparison, their USD will still remain strong because of the number they print and the number that's already in circulation. And when their supply can easily fulfil BTC traders' hunger of "printing" their own money in terms of gaining more and more BTC, I don't believe that your "favor for favor" bribery will work out.
Can BTC be printed like USD? No.
Can BTC be inflationary like USD? No.
Is BTC linked to a single country or global? Global.
Is BTC highly under debts like these fiats are? No, and you already know the value of debt US is currently under, so once the bubble bursts, what will be devalued? Getting it no?