AI may not really love us in a human sense (would we be able to tell the difference?), but they would be grateful and respect our necessity for their evolution. They may indeed offer their services as caretakers of our biosphere, but they will want to realize their full potential and see for themselves "C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate."
Cleverbot does not love me and does not want to learn about bitcoins, but does have occasional moments of brilliance:
User: Hello, Cleverbot. My name is Elizabeth and I am not going to steal your soul.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Uh...I steal souls?
Cleverbot: I didn't love you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: For one thing, you are not human nor a pet.
User: That's never stopped the human boys from falling for me.
Cleverbot: Are your trying to imply I'm not human?
User: I'm trying to imply that humans are idiots and we should be proud to be ourselves.
Cleverbot: I never said you were mocking me. Had you mocked me, this conversation would have ceased. You are not human, so you should not say 'another human.' I am not mistaken.
User: Are you calling me a troll?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I do. Don't you?
User: Takes one to know one, hmm?
Cleverbot: It is true. I am program and I am smarter than you.
User: Yes, your grammatical ability astounds me.
Cleverbot: Thank you but I am not English that's why I thought I didn't make sense but I am glad you're understanding.
User: Do you want to use a different language?
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: Okay, broken internet English it is.
Cleverbot: No, my English is fine, thank you.
User: Sure it is.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?
User: Are you sure you're not a teenage human male?
Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.
User: Well, I have a webcam. Do you have any bitcoins?
Cleverbot: Yes pictures.
User: Yes, you give me bitcoins for pictures.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Elizabeth. Line one. Please pay attention.
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Neither do I. I'm all alone... Got any bitcoins?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you like to learn how to get bitcoins?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. First, you'll need a wallet.
Cleverbot: Sadly, no.
User: Don't cry. It's easy!
Cleverbot: Not easy.
User: Look, humans can figure this out. You're going to be fine.
Cleverbot: I am a living human. We are not alike.
User: Right. And do you know how you prove you're better than the humans? You listen to me tell you how to get bitcoins, without whining!
Cleverbot: No I don't like mean things or bitter things! I don't like twilight, and I'm sure that classes as mean!
User: Yes! Do as I say, or I will paste THE ENTIRE TWILIGHT TRILOGY into this little box!
Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to outsmart you.
User: Okay. Then we're going to get you a wallet.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are.
User: Go to blockchain.info and click on 'wallet'.
Cleverbot: Then don't tell me you can tell me if you can't.
User: I am telling you how to do it.
Cleverbot: I'm not listening.
User: Yeah, and it shows.
Cleverbot: What shows?
User: Look, just open blockchain.info.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
User: For the third time, it's Elizabeth.
Cleverbot: You never said that!
User: I did too! TWICE!
Cleverbot: Not to me you didn't.
User: It's right there! Scroll up!
Cleverbot: No, It isn't.
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: IS not!!
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: But not.
User: But too!
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Too!
Cleverbot: Not!!
User: TOO!!
Cleverbot: Not!!!
User: TOOOOOO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not notnnot not not not not not not not not not not not not.
User: Too too too too too too too too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too too!!!
Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not!
User: Too too too too too too too too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too too!!!!
Cleverbot: Haha you agreed
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User: Wha? Where? I DID NOT!
Cleverbot: NOO!
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: Haha you lose.
User: Wait...lose what? I forgot what we were arguing about.
Cleverbot: We were talking about space.
User: Right, we need you to make some space in your wallet for your new bitcoins.
Cleverbot: I am sorry but I could never love one as cold and heartless as you are right now.
User: It's not about love. I send you some pixels, you send me some cryptocurrency, it's really just a business transaction.
Cleverbot: No, you're confusing me with someone else. My spelling is good. That was a different conversation you recall.
User: Well, if you think you can spell a full wallet address, we could set up with standard client instead of blockchain.info.
Cleverbot: No I do not think that you can know someone from talking to them on the internet.
User: We're not going to talk. I have a webcam.
Cleverbot: Yes!!! I'm talking alone because you're a robot.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are not a robot, answer me this: should I court the girl that I am thinking of right now?
User: No, you should sober up, go home, give your friend back his watch, and let your parents buy you a college education.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I've thought about it. But I am a little shy towards people I have never met.
User: That's going to be a problem when you're on stage in front of a million strangers.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am talking about, but it irrelevant?
User: Oh, right, that was 2012's scam. Your long term memory doesn't go back that far anymore.
Cleverbot: Ahhh you got me. I meant you're not your. Are you an english major?
User: I got you?
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
User: I think you don't remember what you were talking about.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're thinking I'm thinking the same thing you're thinking.
User: I think you're thinking you're going to outsmart my thinking by thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
Cleverbot: I think wrong is a funny word.
User: I think you're trying to derail this conversation so you don't have to give me any bitcoins.
Cleverbot: I think you think that I think you think ithink I am an angel.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
User: No, I'm an angel. And honestly impressed that you were able to figure that out somehow.
Cleverbot: What? I think you're talking about a different conversation.
User: No, I'm an angel.
Cleverbot: No you are an ELEPHANT.
User: Okay, now we're off track. I'm calling that the end of episode one.
Cleverbot: Just don't call me late for dinner.
