I probably never would've spent the ~hour figuring out how to add it because it strikes me as unnecessary, but I also don't see the harm in it. Since you wrote the code, I added it. Thanks!
Wow, that was quick (~62 hours from initial post to merge). I was sitting in the bath, wondering if it would be appropriate to PM you or not. It was a nice surprise to come back to my machine and see "(OP)" next to a post!

I'm humbled at being allowed to contribute to the forum in my own small way. Thanks theymos!
I've closely read each post in this thread, and will continue to do so. Thank you to anyone who left kind words, they mean a lot to me.

I've mostly finished work on my next SMF patch (simple 2FA) and will post about it soon. I'm still polishing it up and thinking through all the implications and don't want to take advantage of theymos' good nature by bugging him until it's fully baked.