I cannot believe it.
This is a dream made true, and of course, following shenanigans and celebrations will make this day even more memorable!

I will quote my not-so-derailed thread:
Supreme Leader, your acolyte salutes you.
The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light, we thrive.
In your mercy, we are sheltered.
In your wisdom, we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives, + holes) are yours.
I promise to be a filthy, moustachioed, lustful Italian devoted to you.
O M G!
I am more than surprised by our queen's kindness towards us! Thank you Supreme Leader for all your mercy! Again, I have not enough words for expressing my gratitude!
Well done my friend. It's an honour to share this
hole honour with you!
Of course, in order to properly reflect the upgrade, I also adapted my Personal Text

Done that. Merit Rascal (thanks@ddmrddmr) and Pizza makers had to go!
you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up
And hoping that she will be pleased

I did my best. ( where are @o_e_l_e_o @suchmoon and @The Sceptical Chymist ?)
Guys, on days like this, I feel honoured to join this incredible community, even if I did it for the most embarrassing reasons.