Bitcoin investment is just like a normal investment that when you start it initially, you take your time to grow, nurture and monitor it, with patient and discipline to make sure that the investment flourishes.
When you write a wall of text like this about 'BTC investment', you are giving people the wrong impression that BTC is similar to a ponzi/pyramid scheme that everyone should just buy, hold it, only to sell later for profit, and the cycle continues. BTC is a p2p electronic cash that is decentralized and censorship resistant, that is what BTC was created to be, and maybe that is what is worth discussing or writing a wall of text about, especially in this section of the forum.
BTC as an investment is secondary, and it is because BTC is volatile, there would probably be a time when BTC may not be as volatile as it is now, and it may not serve as a 'profitable' investment for many people anymore, but BTC would always be a currency, because that is what Satoshi created it to be.