I miss an "optional" button in the poll, maybe even something like "off-chain"/"sidechain".
Because I would be very likely against implementing a mandatory privacy feature like Monero or Grin have, for the simple reason it would make Bitcoin less scalable, and it would also need a hard fork which would basically re-start the transaction graph. And I think that an optional privacy feature would lead to an anonymity set large enough - because it's Bitcoin and not some random altcoin.
About the tools I would like to see implemented: mainly my bet would be for better support for sidechains, because in this case sidechains can go fully private. Imagine a Monero-style sidechain with a token 2-way-pegged to Bitcoin. I think however that could bring some additional challenges, because of the need of sidechain users to monitor "unruly" coin creation. But anyway that would affect only sidechain users, not the mainchain users.
In general I would approve the Litecoin model with MWEB too, but I think extension blocks will unfortunately not make it into Bitcoin.
If it were anonymous, governments would shut down the exchanges within their borders, putting a massive clamp down on it's potential and future upside.
This would be ineffective for governments if the goal is to combat crime, because you could buy Bitcoin still via atomic swaps with Ethereum for example or any non-privacy altcoin. And atomic swaps cannot be banned nor prevented in any way - see also
this thread. Yes, the ETFs would be probably gone in most countries.
Monero actually increased its usage even after it was delisted at Binance, as you can see in the last stretch of this graph (ignore the spikes, these were spam attacks probably):

Source:
BitinfochartsIt's price is also slowly recovering, compared with Bitcoin, even taking into account some more recent news (e.g. Kraken delistings in several European countries).
But see what I wrote above. I also think it's 99,9999999 unlikely that we will see "mandatory privacy" on Bitcoin. But better support of optional privacy would be cool. Taproot was already an improvement on that.