The most practical way to acquire 1 bitcoin in 2024 is to work your ass off for several years and consistently allocate a significant portion of your income to DCA every month. With discipline and good finances, you have a good chance.

Start soon. Based on the price history, delaying it may limit you to strive for a fraction of a bitcoin.

Your questions are a bit puzzling.  Bitcoin has roughly $25 billion in daily trading activity.  This translates to around 450,000 bitcoins exchanging hands daily, excluding over-the-counter deals. 

You seem to be under the illusion that owning a single Bitcoin is some sort of monumental achievement.  It is not. The market is liquid enough for anyone with consistent income to accumulate Bitcoin over time.

But, no need to stress about owning a full coin.  Just consistently put whatever you can afford to invest towards building your Bitcoin position and  that pragmatic approach is way more realistic and less stressful than worrying about whole coin targets.

This is up to you but it can take a long time to accomplish depending on how much you buy monthly, also its important not to put all your funds in bitcoin or any other investment in order not to take from your investment when is not time to take profit, spend your time in WO or any other thread in this board: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=57.0
It will be much easier to create an efficient investment strategy for your goal.

This is where self discipline comes in to meet your target goal.

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1. DCA with weekly buys or whenever you get your paycheck.
2. Keep doing this until you hit 1 btc.



How do you stop yourself from selling?? Uhhh why would you even be attempted to sell before you reach 1 btc when you say your goal is 1 btc? That doesn't make any sense.
Just DCA continuously over the years. If 1 BTC is your goal and you are going to stick to that as your goal then keep saving until you hit 1 btc. Keep saving beyond 1 btc if you want, there is really no reason to ever stop saving money as long as you have income to save. But also you can spend your bitcoin whenever you have something you want to spend it on. Personally I find retirement is the best thing to save your bitcoin for, but it could also be a house, or smaller stuff along the way. Saving for retirement is a great way to do it because then you have no reason to sell any until you are retired, at which point you can start living off your bitcoin.

Invest in bitcoin to the highest level, in terms of your attitude and in your eagerness to sustain your investment goal. DCA can help a lot with a lot of discipline and good decision making. If you can DCA regularly, regardless of the amount, I’m sure your bitcoin accumulation journey will be more visible and possible starting this  year. Also, patience is the greatest virtue in crypto. If you can’t be patient all along, you will never be fit for bitcoin.

Lol, all the questions you asked are questions you can ask and answer yourself, because only you and you alone can give yourself the right answers to this question, likewise, if I am interested in this same course, and have this same question, only me alone can give myself the right answers that suits me.

For example, the first question says "how many Satoshies (perhaps) do I need to buy every month?" to achieve 1 full bitcoin?
There are certain factors that will and should determine the right answers to this question, and answers are gonna differ for different persons, based on their individual level of income, and for how long they are willing to wait to achieve that...

A person of my kind would want one full bitcoin today, but if I am gonna have to buy sats, then I shouldnt do it every day for more than a month without achieving my desired result.
And this, I believe can differ for other persons.

I do not really understand what you mean by practical ways to do this, the only way it exist to accumulate bitcoin is to save any money you can and then invest it, and how long this process will take will be entirely dependent on the amount you can save each month.

Now when it comes to stopping yourself from selling prematurely, you can only achieve this if you are convinced about the technology behind bitcoin, if you are not, then it is only a matter of time until you sell your coins and probably you will do so for a loss.

Robbing a banks can a good option because you can get more than one Bitcoin in short time.

@OP need to be a biological woman or good looking man, if not @OP will not able to make a good amount of money.

If @OP is an unattractive guy, I don't think it's possible to own one Bitcoin in 2024 because he need grow his muscle and hoping there's a sugar daddy want to fuck him.