I've already been anointed as
Sir Woofers by the BaconDAO. We are sworn to protect BACON at any cost. But I suppose I can entertain the idea of a dual knighthood.
I can already feel the Trumpness flowing through me.
Folks, Elon Musk, he's a great guy. Tremendous guy. He's a genius, okay? Everybody knows it. I know it, you know it, the whole world knows it. Hes done amazing things: SpaceX, Tesla, just incredible. Nobody else is doing what he's doing. Hes a winner, and we need winners running things, especially when it comes to government efficiency.
Right now, government is a mess. Its a total disaster folks. But Elon, he knows how to get things done. He builds things, he innovates, and that's what we need. We need someone who thinks big, who can cut through the red tape like nobody else. Believe me, well have the most efficient government ever... nobody's ever seen anything like it. Its going to be YUGE.