Ethereum getting hacked again for the ten thousandth time is a very normal thing for shitcoins.
Ethereum is not a shitcoin. Dont try to change the definition of a shitcoin. You may not like ethereum but its definitely not comparable to actual shitcoins.
Besides, its ByBit that got hacked not ethereum itself. They just got accessed to a cold wallet of bybit and took ethereum and transferred it somewhere else.
Ok then, ethereum is just the platform from where countless memecoins/shitcoins and NFTs were launched from.
As for ethereum itself, let's take a look. To me the definition of a shitcoin is very simple:
Shitcoin has a founder
Shitcoin has a ruling foundation
Shitcoin had a pre-mine
Shitcoin was started with venture capital
Shitcoin is controlled by an executive team
Shitcoin is controlled by a CEO
Shitcoin is controlled by insiders
Shitcoin has a roadmap and marketing team
Shitcoin has a website
Shitcoin has a paid dev team
Shitcoin supply is unlimited or near unlimited
Guess what? Ethereum meets all the above criteria! Hence it is undeniably a shitcoin.