sooo nothing has been minting, as in, my wallet has been open since the 21st and just a few orphaned blocks the first day and that's it.
Unlocked, says it's staking but nada. How long do I need to wait?
If you mouse over the staking symbol, it will tell you "Expected time to reward is [...]" in the tooltip.
Or, navigate to Help > Debug Window > Console. And enter:
getstakinginfo
Which should output:
{
"enabled" : true,
"staking" : true,
"errors" : "",
[...]
"expectedtime" : <expected time to stake a block, in seconds>
}