I heard big news coming for shibe.. buy now

a) We are going to mintpal?
b) Shibe going DRKMONERO?
c) Week of the Shibe comes and price grows x10?
d) Some indian tribe from unknown island want Shibe so bad, that they will sell bananas worldwide for ShibeCoin?
e) Loq reveals truth that he is an alien from galaxy FTY-1544-ML and they adopts ShibeCoin?