Let's group-buy a Bali villa via an HYIP scheme to further promote Bitcoin. The old way is to announce that you sold a villa (making it out as a home) for bitcoins to some unknown Texan, but later discovering it was only a timeshare, all sans proof, akin to KnC paying the $100K USD via BTC to become a TBF Platinum Member one day prior to the election to secure Brock Pierce's board seat, again sans any proof on the block chain.

In that vein, tomorrow I'm going to announce that I was the first to broker a deal between an Amish boys club and an undisclosed Santa Monica Bitcoin-based entity for X BTC, seeing that Cyprus is now littered with Bitcoin ATMs. 

"Then, he tugged on my suspenders and asked me if I trusted him."

"Just returned from Bali, and there goes Sister Autumn with that pervert, Ken Feldman, to attend Burning Man again while on her Rumspringa. She turned 23 in Los Angeles, 24 in San Francisco, 25 in Bali, 26 in Las Vegas and 27 in Singapore. I have a feeling she's not coming back, Sara."

They spend the most their lives living in the 'Bitcoin Paradise'

Perfect!