So let me tell you my story today (I am an IT guy).
So, I get to my clients place and he is having some PC issues. He running windows 8. He turns on his laptop and logs in. The Windows 8 Start Menu Tile screen shows up. The animated live tiles on the pictures folder shows a close up pic of him with a boner, holding his wang. I am caught in mid sentence at a loss for words. He mashes the on and off button on the laptop. He moves his shoulder over in hopes I did not see. My train of thought is scrambled now. My words are not making sense. He does not notice what I am saying is not making sense as he is scrambling to smash his computer off. Big tile of clients wang sticking out on screen. Finally PC goes off. Now I am wondering what we going to do when the PC comes back on so I can fix it... I pretend I have a phone call. I walk away a bit in hopes he get pc on and I can come back without a wang tile on screen.
The rest of the time there was awkward. Had to shake his hand at end of job. Could not stop laughing all the way home. He seems like a good guy.
True story. The end.
the moral of this story is, buy more cloak.