Wheres your stash, and gimme your private keys 

What inspired the creation of the blockchain? Did you foresee the ramifications of your innovation?

If so, is that why you chose to remain anonymous and not spend any of your coins?

I don't believe (s)he/they will ever spend any of the money, and I don't believe it's simply because (s)he/they want(s) to remain anonymous.

I believe the creation of Bitcoin was/is a gift to the world - a selfless act. I can't explain why I believe this, it is just a "gut" feeling.

i would ask him his real name and a real reason why he started this and how much he profits from this

Who asked you to theorize this protocol?

Give me your 1million bitcoins please?

Is it true that Bitcoin is the great people's distraction from gold and that you (illuminati) needed an escape for the empty gold vaults?
Do you agree that you never thought that bitcoin actually become world reserve currency and that we do not need to use gold for this purpose anymore, ever?

I'd ask him: "Why to hell did you leave your child alone? It needs you more than ever!"
And than punch him in the face....

Is it true Satoshi, that you read this question and responded to this thread under another name?

If I buy you sushi, can you shoot me over some of your stash?