I've had a number of high powered lazy pointers for festivals and such. These fucking things are bad ass... I'll probably end up buying one after the first.
Wait... these lasers are legal around the world, right? Seems kind of dangerous, does it hurt if it contacts skin at point blank?
Shine it at the attacker's eyes, seems more useful than a taser, lol.
I know they are illegal here in UK, but in other countries they might be legal. You better check, but even if they are banned don't get caught using one lol

Best excuse if you get caught by cops (i use it to point at stars)

Extremely tempting...
Oh go on
Great for people who truly hate drivers in the oncoming lane who refuse to turn off their high-beams at night even after flashing them. Err - I mean, great for bringing down small planes. Err - I mean, great for lighting your friends on fire.
Errr - I mean, great for pointing at the ground, far away from living creatures, and looking at while stoned.
HAHA its fun! I remember shining it at a guy at night, he hid behind the car because he thought it was a sniper scope laser hahaha
