| This is not OFF TOPIC - I would like you to make a video for our coin.
It would have to be in the style of the greatest AS SEEN ON TV, real-estate Ponzi out there.
Lots of crazy charts, mansions with gold gates, expensive automobiles, yachts ..
Of course lotsa warning talk about the coming Alien Armada of Sex Goddesses at the end of the world ..when all the pinkboys who didn't remain true in battle against The (Cliques Of Normals Secretly Planning Insidious Rituals Aimed at Controlling You)'s plot to steal our Slack - will die in hell on earth after the saucer people carpet bomb the planet back to the stone age, and how Dobbscoin will get it back.
In other words, it's sort of like Scientology but with more humor, less fraud, and an almost total lack of belief in itself. | 
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|  ︻╦╤─ DobbsCOIN (BOB)
░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ The Currency of the Econocolypse.
▂▄▅█████████▅▃▂ The End is NHGH : Get Slack Now
Il███████████████████] ZERO INNOVATION - WORTHLESS ON PURPOSE
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ ALL OTHER SHITCOINS MUST DIE
Death to the Pink Boys, the Barbies & Kens, the Cage Dwellers,
The Normals, Mediocretins, Glorps and all dupes of the Conspiracy!
COME X-DAY - IF YOU AREN'T HOLDING A BAG FOR "Bob", YOU WILL BE SORRY
Avoid False Prophets, cultivate appropriate Slack, and, in the meantime,
maintain connections with those few who may save your sanity!
Let the PinkBoys speculate on the latest fad-coin. |
WARNING: (about our coin)
The Church Of The SubGenius is an elaborate pseudo-theology; a spoof on religious cult mentality that has thousands of members worldwide. It's an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers. It is an inherently bogus religion dedicated to Total Slack, which is not exactly laziness, but a kind of 'active sloth'. Slack can be best described as doing as little as possible, yet mysteriously benefiting at the same time by practicing the High-Arts of Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology.
In Short: It's 'A Joke You Can Believe In', and this is our money.HOME:
http://www.dobbscoin.info SHOP:
The Dobbscoin Marketplace MTV Commercial (1985):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNwThe Ballad of "Bob" Dobbs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkOzznp4QW0BitCoinTalk:
https://bt.irlbtc.com/view/792459.0